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PIZZA
01:45
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Put a pizza in the oven
Get it ready!
Put a pizza in the oven
Keep it steady!
Put a pizza in the oven
It's so tasty!
Put a pizza in the oven
No time to waste-y!
It's pizza time!
Pizza time is here again!
Pizza time!
Pizza time is here, my friend!
Put a pizza in the oven
Get it ready!
Put a pizza in the oven
Keep it steady!
Put a pizza in the oven
It's so crispy!
Put a pizza in the oven
It's so whispy (?)
It's pizza time!
Pizza time is here again!
Pizza time!
Get off your ASS it's pizza time!!!
Put a pizza in the oven
Get it ready!
Put a pizza in the oven
Get it steady!
Pizza time! Pizza time!
Pizza time! Pizza time!
PIZZA TIME!
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JOKES
02:17
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Do you know any jokes?
How 'bout the one that goes:
There was a man from Timbuktu
Who had his cake and ate it too
And I've forgotten all the rest
It's not a joke that I tell best
That's why I need you:
You tell it better than I do
Do you know any jokes?
How 'bout the one that goes:
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Someone I don't care about"
... ... ...
...I wasn't here to see what happened.
Do you know any jokes?
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DRUGS
02:59
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The drugsdrugsdrugs won't save you
The drugsdrugsdrugs won't bathe you
The drugsdrugsdrugs won't shave you
And heaven help the girls who date you
They find it's not that hard to overrate you
But the government will compensate you
Govt checks & not getting out of bed
The drugsdrugsdrugs won't save you
The drugsdrugsdrugs won't bathe you
The drugsdrugsdrugs won't shave you
And now your family and your friends all hate you
You know it's true, so just (stop)
The drugsdrugsdrugs won't save you
We know:
The drugsdrugsdrugs have changed you
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GOD
03:19
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Alone in my head...I can't help but wonder
Is there a God?...and why does it matter?
What's the point? How did we get here?
Who's in charge? Is there anyone out there?
We watch the skies and hope for a sign
The presence of others
We live and we die and get high in the meantime
Why even bother?
Why even bother??
Something's coming, Something's here
Waiting watching, Oh so near
Can't reach out to dry your tears
Before it can it disappears
Why even bother?
Why even bother??
Why does it matter???
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INTERNET
01:55
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Got rich quick
via dick pic
on Snapchat
but don't laugh
No
I'm winning
pretty-sitting
Youtube subscription
checks are rolling in
Please add me
on Facebook
'Like' me
on Instagram
Tomorrow
I'll follow you
and 'Like' you back
All hail corporate
For this new way to connect
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HIPSTERS
02:17
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Hipster maneuver
If you like something
You cannot like it, it's uncool
Hipster maneuver
You don't like something?
You say you like it, that's the rule
Hipster maneuver
Don't throw that shirt out
It's out of fashion so it's cool
Hipster maneuver
I changed my hairstyle
to what my Dad wore in high school
You like my glasses?
I don't need glasses
If you need glasses, you're a fool
Got these suspenders
What are suspenders?
Who wears suspenders?
Well I do!
Hipster maneuver
You've got acoustic indie rock
You've got your grampa's knee high socks
Hipster maneuver
Na-na-nana-na-na-naa-na (x ∞)
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PEOPLE
02:24
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People like to talk about
whatever comes out of their mouths
It doesn't really matter much what they have to say
So long as someone else is listening
People like to be alone
People do not like to be alone for long
It's nice to know that someone else is nearby
It's funny how the TV fills that void sometimes
People like to kill some time
Even on a brief five-minute train ride
As long as they can listen to a song or two
As long as they can have a moment to themselves
People need to unwind
People could try to be less unkind
But then again, that waiter got your order wrong
So he deserves to die at least
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TV
02:36
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Leave the TV on
When you fall asleep you're gone
Drifting into whatever commercial was just on
Ads flock to your side
Like a winged cherub child
Slogans sound their horns, declaring: "$avings Have Arrived!
"Please act NOW and FAST
These bargains cannot last!
Try to catch the digits of the number scrolling past
Call us NOW and $AVE
Cup your hands around your face
Look into the showroom
This could all be yours someday!"
Lifted on a cloud
up to a castle where they proudly cheer your name
over these loudspeakers that you can buy right now!
Streamers coming down
Hanging off your burger crown
Limited edition if you put your money down
"Please act NOW and FAST
These bargains cannot last!
Try to catch the digits of the number scrolling past
Call us NOW and $AVE
Cup your hands around your face
Look into the showroom
This could all be yours someday!"
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Odd Moniker Sacramento
I record music
and I release it online
this is fun to me
平和 愛 音楽
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